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In Times of Stress Bag

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Price: £17.99

Item code: 20357

Featuring Annie Tempest's fantastic illustrations and the 'In Times of Stress' poem, this PVC-coated tote bag is sure to raise a smile when you're shopping!

In Times Of Stress

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change

The courage to change things I cannot accept

And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today, because they got on my nerves

Also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today

As they may be connected to the feet I have to kiss tomorrow

Help me always to give 100%...

12% on Monday

23% on Tuesday

40% on Wednesday

20% on Thursday

and

5% on Friday...

And help me to remember... When I'm having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up...

That it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 28 to smile... (but using more muscles burns more calories...)

100% cotton. PVC-coated. Wipe clean. 36 x 37 x 13cm.

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